Rowdy Roddy Piper Legend Killer Trucker Hat Heather Olive Hoody and the world was holding

and the world was holding its breath

holding a bar of artistry beyond the reach of our yearning

he arrived in a flash of red and blue lightning

fighting the good fight for women in sports

sporting a cowboy hat and a vapor trail of swagger

Rowdy Roddy Piper Legend Killer Trucker Hat Heather Olive Hoody and the world was holdingI came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and Im all out of bubble gum. At first there was the sound, as if blowing in from a distant countryside. Bagpipes that chilled an arena in anticipation. Then the visual itself of a strutting villain in his kilt, wearing a white tee shirt emblazoned with the word Hotrod across the chest, staring through the bangs of his cocksure feathery hair. The original Legend Killer himself, Roddy Piper. Loud, Obnoxious.