"Scum Bag" Tote Bag meme shirt If you want to keep

If you want to keep your assets liquid

featuring the most inspiring saying I could think of and an absolutely obscene amount of rats

11"x17" 4-colour Risograph poster which has been absolutely ruined with an obscene number of reptiles (and bonus amphibians)

Bumper magnets are an ideal solution to sticker anxiety (which claims hundreds of lives each year) and these ones are the highest quality I could find

I black out and (I'm told) I behave like some kind of soup-crazed berserker

"Scum Bag" Tote Bag meme shirt If you want to keepFinally, a tote bag for carrying goop and muck! NO it does NOT have a waterproof liner, so YES all of your scum and ooze is going to leak out and get EVERYWHERE. This is my first scumbag, I didn't think of that! Product specs: Black ink on green cotton canvas 26" black canvas straps Gusseted (flat) bottom, so these bad boys can hold A LOT of gloop and sludge! 20W 17. 5H 7D