You Are Not Alive Just To Pay Bills And Lose Weight Tee Color:Black Heather If you’re fluent in sarcasm

If you’re fluent in sarcasm and naps

Ever stared longingly at the top shelf

or adding a touch of paranormal pizzazz to your everyday look

no matter your size or style

or dodging small talk with your best “don’t even” face—and your outfit absolutely gets you

You Are Not Alive Just To Pay Bills And Lose Weight Tee Color:Black Heather If you’re fluent in sarcasmThis sassy tee is perfect for everyday wear. Dress it up or down with your favorite jeans & cardigan or make a statement as you run off to the grocery store. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering! Peachy Sunday exclusive 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide S M L